Well ladies and gentlemen as it seems, it has finally happened! iTUNES HAS SCREWED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! I'm sure you all share my sentiments on the subject matter. Who is iTUNES to play god! i mean for sereal? so here's what happened. my computer is a wreck...a wreck! i watch too many pornographic videos and download too many unidentified files from the world wide web ( dont  judge me, you all do it too).  

anyways, so naturally my computer crashes right? no big deal its happens all the time. I get in touch with iTunes because i want them to resend my purchases and all that jazz because i, naturally, want to have my music that i purchased. These freaking wastoids send me the mother friggin backstreet boys "incomplete", Ryan Cabrera "on the way down" and that Will smith song that goes "heeeyyayaheeey...its called hitch) ..... what the hell iTunes. you send me three gosh damn songs that aren't even mine and then thank me for being a valued iTunes customer. Now i gotta go out and buy all my albums hard copy, which is what i should have been doing anyway (iTunes has this power though, you know? like it knows how lazy and cheap we all really are).

 kiss my hairy mexican ass apple. i hate you with the burning fire passion of hell and i hope our current economic situation leaves you sitting in financial ruin you ass hats! ...

ps. does anybody know if i can use the new Leopard O.S on my G3. i'm told my ibook may be too old to handle it.  

A fond welcome to all

Ladies and gentlemen... I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my other blog was coming in at 2,000 hits and I had to see about it. That blog is now flowing at two thousand hits and it's paying me an income of five thousand facebook friends a week. I have two others posting and I have sixteen producing on my ibook. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm a blogger you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to blog your lots, maybe one in twenty will be bloggers; the rest will be speculators-men trying to get between you and the bloggers-to get some of the facebook friends that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has friends, and means to blog, he'll maybe known nothing about blogging and he'll have to hire out the job on contract, and then you're depending on a contractor that's trying to rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is the way this works. 

 I do my own blogging and the men that work for me, work for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their work. I don't lose my train of thought in the hole and spend months fishing for it; I don't botch the content off and let useless garbage in the hole and ruin the whole lease. I'm a blogging man- I run a blogging business. This is my blog and my partner, Mellow Crab cakes. 

 We offer you the bond of family that very few bloggers can understand. I'm fixed like no other company in this field and that's because my blogspot has just come in. I have a string of tools all ready to work. I can load a rig of imagination and wonder onto my site and have them here in a minute 30. I have blogging connections so I can get the juice for the derrick; such things go by friendship in a rush like this. And this is why I can guarantee to start blogging and put up the friends and comments to back my word. I assure you, whatever the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won't be there...